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When you’re eating pizza, you just don’t care what you look like. Here’s the proof:
26. “What? You’ve never seen me stuff something this big in my mouth before?”
25. Her favorite topping is sassage.
24. Simply titled: Mom Eating Pizza
23. “You’re totally going to delete this photo, right?”
22. “But this is how my cat does it…”
21. [Nothing we can add could say more than what his eclectic pizza eating style already does.]
20. His gaze is making me feel dirty…
19. “The pizza guy is about to come!”
18. Pizza Love Triangle
17. Don’t look at me!
16. Sometimes you just DGAF so hard.
15. Pizza is the sexiest of foods, but even pizza’s power has its limits.
14. “Don’t talk to me. I’m literally just here for the pizza.”
13. This is the face of the glorious anguish of reaching the end of your slice.
12. “Mom. Dad. I’m gay.”
11. #pizzawhimsy
10. Pizza is a gift to be shared…or not.
9. Double-fisting
8. Maybe you’re not as “hardcore” as you think you are…
7. A bite of pizza delayed is a bite of pizza denied.
6. “Trust me, the pizza is going to frame your face really well in this next one!”
5. There’s no shame in eating a slice of pizza that’s larger than you are. There is plenty of shame in wearing that hat, while eating pizza or otherwise.
4. YAAASSSSSSSS!
3. We call this move “The Dump Truck”.
2. We’ve all made this face the first time we saw how much pizza was in deep dish pizza. Fortunately, most of us don’t have that moment recorded.
1. “Dad, stop! You’re embarrassing me in front of my friends.” “Pizza is the only friend a man needs, son.”
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