Every Simpsons Ever…Featuring Pizza!

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Season 4

“Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie”

airs 8/22 6:00 p.m.

Marge: Now, be good for Grampa while we’re at the parent teacher meeting. We’ll bring back dinner.

Lisa: What are we gonna have?

Homer: Well, that depends on what the teachers say. If you’ve been good, pizza.

If you’ve been bad uh, let’s see– poison.

Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?

Bart: Poisoned pizza.

Homer: Oh, no. I’m not making two stops.

Marge: Well, we brought some pizza.

Marge: Bart, we’re sending you to bed without your supper.

Bart: Yeah, right. Like you’re gonna let me go hungry.

I’ll be eating that pizza in five minutes.

Marge: Bart, stop being confident.

Homer: Don’t tell your mother, but I brought you some pizza. Just promise me you’ll try to be good.

Bart: I promise.

Homer: That-a-boy.

Bart: Sucker.

“New Kid on the Block”

airs 8/22 7:00 p.m.

Delivery Boy: Uh, there’s a pizza here for–

Homer: Right here!

Season 5

“Marge on the Lam”

airs 8/23 5:00 a.m.

Homer: Solid waste. I could kiss you. Yech. Ew. Ugh. Ooh, I think this was pizza!

“Homer Loves Flanders”

airs 8/23 10:00 a.m

Lisa: What’s so special about this game anyway? It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world’s largest pizza, so we burnt down their city hall.

“Burns’ Heir”

airs 8/23 10:00 a.m

Mr. Burns: If you stay, you can have anything you want to eat even some sort of gelatin dish. It’s made from hooves, you know.

Bart: Anything, huh? Okay. I want pizza and I want it delivered by Krusty the Clown.

Krusty: Hey, it’s Krusty the Pizza Man! All right. Where’s my 400 bucks?

“Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song”

airs 8/23 11:30 a.m.

Principal Skinner: I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart. They’ll make a pizza pie with a topping of your choice.

Season 6

“Lisa on Ice”

airs 8/23 5:00 p.m

Chief Wiggum: Oh, yes, we won! We won! We won! Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team we won’t be going for pizza.

“The Springfield Connection”

airs 8/24 12:30 a.m.

Chief Wiggum: You think you’re pretty hot, huh? Well, we got everything we need on you.

Marge: Excuse me.

Chief Wiggum: What? What? What? What? What? What? This better be about pizza.

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