Every Simpsons Ever…Featuring Pizza!

“Bart Sells His Soul”

airs 8/24 3:30 a.m.

Lisa: How are the southwestern pizza fingers?

Moe: Uh, they’re, um, “awesomely outrageous.”

“The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular”

airs 8/24 6:30 a.m

Marge: Mm, lawyers, lawyers, lawyers- Ooh, Lionel Hutz! “Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza’s free.

Lionel Hutz: Well, I didn’t win. Here’s your pizza.

Marge: But we did win!

Lionel Hutz: That’s okay. The box is empty.

“The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson”

airs 8/25 3:00 a.m.

Vendor: Fresh Khlay Kalashl! Get your Khlay Kalashl!

Homer: Hey, could you go across the street and get me a slice of pizza?

Vendor: No pizza. Khlay Kalashl!

“The Last Temptation of Krust”

airs 8/25 10:00 a.m.

Krusty: Uh, what about two-cent stamps? Pizza pie is very hot these days.

Can’t open pickle jars. No mail on Sunday. Out of paper towels.