Season 10
“Lard of the Dance”
airs 8/25 3:30 p.m.

Luigi: Hey, Luigi bring you kids free pizza. Why you have to make the fun? Huh?
“Sunday, Cruddy Sunday”
airs 8/25 9:00 p.m.

Homer: Two pizzas for the price of one at Doughy’s!
Lisa: Doughy’s has terrible pizza.
Homer: Yeah, but there’s two!
“Simpsons Bible Stories”
airs 8/26 12:00 a.m.

Lisa: It’s the rapture! And I never knew true love.
Homer: I never used those pizza coupons!
“Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo”
airs 8/26 2:30 a.m.

Lisa: There’s a cybercafe opening right here in Springfield. Will you take me, Dad? Please? I’ll show you how to order pizza over the Internet!
Homer: The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Season 11
“Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner”
airs 8/26 4:00 a.m.

Homer: I like pizza, I like bagels I like hot dogs with mustard and beer!

Critic: The only bad review you gave was to a slice of pizza you found under the couch.
Homer: It lost some points ’cause it had a Hot Wheel on it.
“Days of Wine and D’oh’ses”
airs 8/26 11:30 a.m.

Homer: Hey, Vinnie. How’s about a pizza? I got-a no job.
Season 12
“Homer vs. Dignity”
airs 8/26 4:00 p.m.

Marge: Look, it’s the Noid! Avoid the Noid. He ruins pizzas!
“Pokey Mom”
airs 8/26 6:30 p.m.

Principal Skinner: Now, uh, pizza’s working well on Thursday. But I think the kids will follow it to Tuesday.
Groundskeeper Willie: That’s what you said about the stuffed peppers, and you lost the young males!
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