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Season 13
“A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love”
airs 8/27 2:00 a.m.
Homer: Can I have some ice cream? I finished my pizza.
Mr. Burns: In time, in time.
“Weekend at Burnsie’s”
airs 8/27 8:00 a.m.
Mr. Burns: Now, we’re ordering out. What would you like on your pizza pie? Extra cheese?! What do you take me for? Lorenzo de’ Medici? See you soon.
“Gump Roast”
airs 8/27 8:30 a.m.
Marge: Now before we get there, you have to put this blindfold on.
Homer: All my other senses are getting sharper! Bart, you had pizza for lunch. Lisa, you’re extremely depressed.
“I Am Furious (Yellow)”
airs 8/27 9:00 a.m.
Principal Skinner: And in a gutless act of political correctness, Pizza Day will now be known as Italian-American Sauce Bread Day.
“Little Girl in the Big Ten”
airs 8/27 10:00 a.m.
Lisa: Oh, my God! My social studies project is due tomorrow morning!
Professor: Did she put in for the pizza?
“Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge”
airs 8/27 11:00 a.m.
Luigi: Hey-a, Officer Homer. You look-a hungry. I shine-a you up a nice big pizza.
Homer: Oh, man, I love this song!
I’ve been drivin’ all night and I’ve got sweat on the wheel
There’s a voice in my head that drives my heel
It’s my baby callin’ on the telephone
I got some pizza and I’m bringing it home
Marge: Fat Tony, how can you do this?
Fat Tony: Sorry, but this is the business we’ve chosen.
Marge: But you’re just perpetuating a negative Italian-American stereotype. I mean, you could be a pizza man, organ grinder, leaning-tower maker, and did I say pizza man?
Fat Tony: You are listing my broken dreams.
Season 14
“How I Spent My Strummer Vacation”
airs 8/27 12:00 p.m.
Lenny: Wow, Homer. I ain’t had front row seats since my Moonie wedding.
Homer: After the show, you can come backstage for pizza and pop.
Carl: Yes! – All right! Now, that’s a winning combination.
“Special Edna”
airs 8/27 12:00 p.m.
Marge: Wow, this restaurant is so international. “Le Pizza, Der Hamburger, Señor Grilled Cheese.” I hope I don’t accidentally order an elephant!
“C.E.D’oh”
airs 8/27 6:30 p.m.
God, look at you, losers. I can read your minds.
“Ooh, ooh, I’m afraid of success.”
“It’s pizza’s fault I’m fat.”
“Oh, I’ll stop sucking later.”
“‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky”
airs 8/27 7:00 p.m.
Mayor Quimby: Whether you’re an idealistic stargazer like Lisa or a faded southern belle who needs the forgiving cloak of night to seduce naïve young delivery boys with more pizza than common sense I say Springfield will be the dimmest city in America.
Milhouse: Try-a the cheese-a pizza. It’s greasy like-a you.
“Three Gays of the Condo”
airs 8/27 7:30 p.m.
Homer: Weird Al” Yankovic?!
Weird Al: Marge wrote me about what happened. And as soon as her check cleared, I was on the first reasonably-priced flight here.
Homer: You get the parody songs I sent you?
Weird Al: Ugh, yes.
Homer: Which one was better? “Living La Pizza Loca” or “Another One Bites the Crust”?
Weird Al: They were pretty much the same.
Season 15
“Treehouse of Horror XIV”
airs 8/27 10:30 p.m.
Moe: If I knew this would take so long, I would’ve put on a TV.
Delivery Boy: Pizza!
Moe: Your money’s on the counter. No tip.
Delivery Boy: Oh, you miserable bastard!
Moe: That’s why I’m up here.
“My Mother the Carjacker”
airs 8/27 11:00 p.m.
Homer: “World’s biggest pizza”?! Oh, my God! Marge, wake up! The newspaper’s talking to me!
Marge: Oh, relax. I’m sure it’s just your brain going crazy.
Mrs. Simpson: Pizza was the first food he choked on.
“Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays”
airs 8/28 2:00 a.m.
Luigi: Oh, for the love of pizza!
“I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot”
airs 8/28 2:30 a.m.
Chief Wiggum: It sounds like a motorcycle gang. And we don’t have backup! We’d better lay low.
Lou: But Chief, what if they like pizza?
Chief Wiggum: Way ahead of you, Lou.
“SMarcht and Smarter”
airs 8/28 4:30 a.m.
Bart: This place looks familiar.
Lisa: It used to be The Leaning Tower of Pizza. They just painted the tower brown.
Homer: Either way, everyone who works in the kitchen speaks Spanish.
“Co-Dependent’s Day”
airs 8/28 5:30 a.m.
Lisa: That character is just a tired stereotype.
Luigi: Yes. And it’s making me so mad, how am I gonna throw the meatballs at the screen? But first, I gotta pose for a pizza box.
“Bart-Mangled Banner”
airs 8/28 8:30 a.m.
Mayor Quimby: I am honored to announce that we are changing the name of our town to Libertyville! Every will now cost $17.76
Real Estate Agent: $17.76?! I can’t afford to sell a West Side home for that!
Luigi: But what a fantastical year for pizza by the slice! Charge a-money for a pizza! Buy myself a big-a new car!
