Every Simpsons Ever…Featuring Pizza!

“All’s Fair in Oven War”

airs 8/28 10:00 a.m.

Marge: Even the Pope couldn’t forgive this pizza and he’s letting a lot of things slide these days.

“Sleeping with the Enemy”

airs 8/28 10:30 a.m.

[everyone leaves party]

Milhouse: [from speakerphone]Hello? Hello? I had to leave ’cause my French bread pizza dinged.

“She Used to Be My Girl”

airs 8/28 11:00 a.m.

Kent Brockman: Channel Six News rocks! A car chase every night, or the weather girl wears a tube top. And if she doesn’t, you win a pizza.

“Don’t Fear the Roofer”

airs 8/28 5:30 p.m.

Professor Frink: Kent, we, um, two theories to explain this.

A: We are in an area very high pressure

or B: God plays bowling.

With the balls, bowling, Shoe rental, very bad pizza cheese served in square shares!

Homer: So what is Stephen Hawking doing here?

Stephen Hawking: I live here now. You’re looking at the new owner of the Little Caesar’s down the street.

Pizza, pizza.

Pizza, pizza.

Pizza, pizza.

Sorry, this button sticks.

“The Bonfire of the Manatees”

airs 8/28 8:00 p.m.

Homer: Hello, Marge? Does the pizza guy take a check? If so, where do we keep the checks? And lastly, how do you write a check?

“The Girl Who Slept Too Little”

airs 8/28 8:30 p.m.

Chief Wiggum: I don’t want to, Lou!

Lou: I’ve got a pizza bagel for you.

Chief Wiggum: Let’s roll.

“Milhouse of Sand and Fog”

airs 8/28 9:00 p.m.

Bart: You think that’s traumatic?

Homer: Stomach, are you hungry?

“I’m always hungry. Now make with some pizza, fatso!”

You’re the stomach!

[to Bart]I have to do this for work…

“Marge’s Son Poisoning”

airs 8/28 10:00 p.m.

Marge: Wait, are you sure you’re not just trying to get me make pizza for breakfast?

Homer: Woo-hoo! Pizza for breakfast!

Homer: Hello, Domino’s? What do you mean you’re not open? No, YOU call me back during business hours! I’ll show you who’s a recorded message!

“We’re on the Road to D’ohwhere”

airs 8/29 1:00 a.m.

Bart: The cafeteria loading dock! Look we’re having pizza tomorrow!

Milhouse: I’m gonna eat a lighter breakfast.

“Million Dollar Abie”

airs 8/29 3:30 a.m.

Luigi: If you let me go, I give you free large pizza pie with purchase of same.

Offer not good tuesday through sunday.

We’re closed on monday.

“Regarding Margie”

airs 8/29 5:30 a.m.

Homer: You just walked away from the sweetest most beautiful woman a guy could want. In ten years, she never had the last slice of pizza and she’s never complained.

“The Monkey Suit”

airs 8/29 6:00 a.m.

Son, do you have time for the pizza party? Sure.

“The Haw-Hawed Couple”

airs 8/29 10:30 a.m.

Bart: Pizza, that’s a nice touch.

Bart: We had pizza, cake and then sang songs with Nelson’s grandma.

“Yokel Chords”

airs 8/29 1:30 p.m.

Lisa: What kind of lunch is this? A drawing of a sandwich.

Bart: I’ve got Grampa’s medication.

Crazy Old Man: Abe, pull over! You’re not the driver!

Grandpa Simpson: Shut up, pizzas! I’ve gotta deliver you!

“Homerazzi”

airs 8/29 2:30 p.m.

Krusty: What’s the deal with this “California pizza”? If I wanted cheese and fruit…

“The Boys of Bummer”

airs 8/29 3:30 p.m.

Announcer: So, in the amber gloaming of this September afternoon, Shelbyville has the bases loaded, but the Isotots only need one out to win the championship and get that pizza party at Luigi’s!

“Luigi’s, they deliver on flavor, but not to your house!”

“You Kent Always Say What You Want”

airs 8/29 5:30 p.m.

Rainier Wolfcastle: Do you think there’s something going on between those two?

Dracula: To find out, I could turn myself into a bat and follow them around.

Rainier Wolfcastle: Oh, you couldn’t even get our pizza orders right.

Dracula: Every order is half this, half that, it’s confusing!