Every Simpsons Ever…Featuring Pizza!

“He Loves to Fly and He D’ohs”

airs 8/29 8:00 p.m.

Mr. Burns: So, Simpson, I hear you like pizza pie.

Homer: I do. My favorite is chicago deep-dish.

“Treehouse of Horror XVIII”

airs 8/29 10:00 p.m.

Marge: So, killing people together has really spiced things up in the bedroom.

Principal Skinner: That’s terrific, but I called you here to discuss your son’s misbehavior on the school bus.

[gunshots]

Principal Skinner: Think of me on Pizza Fridays.

“Little Orphan Millie”

airs 8/29 10:30 p.m.

Bart: Anyone want to sit over here? You can have my pizza crust!

“Funeral for a Fiend”

airs 8/29 11:30 p.m.

Luigi: He ordered prank pizzas to 888 Poopy Pants Lane! Poopy Pants Lane ends in the 700 block!

“Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind”

airs 8/30 12:00 a.m.

Lisa: We’re not really your kids. We’re just representations of them that you created in your mind.

Homer: Really? Then if I created all this, that means I can have pizza anytime I want! Hello.

I’d like to order a pizza. 35 minutes?!

“Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes”

airs 8/30 6:00 a.m.

Ned: I’ve never seen anyone eat pizza like that.

Homer: You gotta try it. This way the pepperoni stay intact till they reach you stomach. And, bam!”

Ned: Man, that’s harder to swallow than evolution.

Homer: You’ve gotta roll it from the point. Here, let me show you.

Ned: Not bad.

Homer: Let it unfurl in your stomach.

“Double, Double, Boy in Trouble”

airs 8/30 7:00 a.m.

Marge: Bart, honey, I saw you didn’t like your dinner, so I thought you might like pepperoni pizza with the crust cut off.

“Dangerous Curves”

airs 8/30 8:00 a.m.

Sylvia: Marge? You don’t need her, baby. Sylvia’s got everything you want.

Homer: Do you have a pineapple pizza?

Sylvia: Pineapple AND pepperoni.

Homer: Oooh. This is all going so fast!

“Lisa the Drama Queen”

airs 8/30 10:00 a.m.

Marge: These be mini pizzas made from dragon eggs, your majesties.

Lisa: Mom, please don’t do that.

Marge: Who is this mom of which you speak?

Lisa: Mom, stop! This is our thing, not yours.

“How the Test Was Won”

airs 8/30 11:00 a.m.

Superintendent Chalmers: We are throwing you a pizza-party at a bowling alley.

“Wedding for Disaster”

airs 8/30 1:00 p.m.

Homer: Reverend Lovejoy, you deliver pizza now? We didn’t order a pizza. But you forgot the pizza anyway. Marge, the pizza place screwed up again!

“Boy Meets Curl”

airs 8/30 10:00 p.m.

Agnes Skinner: Win or lose, I’m taking you out for pizza and ice cream, and we can sit at the same table.

“Stealing First Base”

airs 8/30 11:30 p.m.

Bart: This is awesome! If only real life was in 3-D.

Homer: And the glasses smell like the last guy who wore them had pizza.