Encyclopizzeria 
Season 22
“Elementary School Musical”
airs 8/31 4:00 a.m.
Lisa: That’s right! Strike the set, pizza party, Saturday morning, and then No!
“The Blue and the Gray”
airs 8/31 10:00 a.m.
Homer: You ever notice that pizzas have gotten so small lately?
Woman: They’re like dimes.
Homer: Yes, that’s exactly it!
Woman: Well, a girl could starve to death!
Gil: Oh, boy, a put-back! I hope it takes me by the freezer section.
Stick my head in the pizza case, it’s like a ski vacation! I can imagine the pepperonis are Swiss chalets nestled in a big layer of mozzarella snow!
“Angry Dad: The Movie”
airs 8/31 10:30 a.m.
Luigi: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some unhappy news to deliver to Sir Anthony Hopkins.
Sir Anthony, your pizza– She’s a-gonna be late.
Anthony Hopkins: Damn you. Damn you to hell!
“The Real Housewives of Fat Tony”
airs 8/31 1:00 p.m.
Lisa: Vegetarian food is so boring. Pasta… Soy… You know what’s a bad pizza topping? Broccoli!
Housewife: You missed my first open house as a licensed real estate broker for this brutta puttana?
Patty: I’ve hit on enough pizza boys to know what that means!
Season 23
“The Falcon and the D’ohman”
airs 8/31 3:00 p.m.
Marge: We’ll see who gets their pick of pizza pockets!
“The Book Job”
airs 8/31 5:30 p.m.
Principal Skinner: I’m the pizza delivery man.
Guard: We didn’t order a pizza.
Principal Skinner: No, of course you didn’t. The establishment I work for delivers pizzas to everyone, and then gives the customer the option of accepting or refusing delivery.
Guard: That’s a terrible business strategy.
Principal Skinner: No, no, it’s quite sound.
Guard: Okay, fine. Where’s the pizza?
Principal Skinner: Pizza?
“The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants”
airs 8/31 6:00 p.m.
Bart: Hey, I wrote the application. Do any of my friends get to come?
Marketer: One friend. He can listen to music with headphones on, he gets one slice of cheese pizza, and if the party gets slow, he has to pretend to let Krusty save him from drowning.
“Moe Goes from Rags to Riches”
airs 8/31 8:30 p.m.
Lisa: Your bar is the closest thing this town has to an Algonquin roundtable.
Moe: What about that Round Table Pizza run by that Algonquin guy?
Lisa: Yeah, yeah, okay, second closest.
“Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart”
airs 8/31 10:00 p.m.
Homer: Son, do you have a minute? I’ve been thinking.
I really shouldn’t have put you in there and left you there while we were having pizza without you.
So I’m gonna let you out with my apologies.
“Them, Robot”
airs 8/31 11:00 p.m.
Marge: It’s no fun to live in a town with a 99% unemployment rate.
Luigi: Things are so bad. Look at what happened to the man on my pizza box.
“Ned ‘n Edna’s Blend”
airs 9/1 1:00 a.m.
Ned: Oh, this could go late. We haven’t even ordered pizzas and pop yet.
Edna Krabappel: Look, I’m a chalk jockey, too, so don’t slap ketchup on bread and tell me it’s Pizza Friday.
“Lisa Goes Gaga”
airs 9/1 1:30 a.m.
Bart: Hey, Lis, some fifth graders are having a make-your-own pizza party at Flesh-In-The-Pan Pizza, and wanted me to invite you.
Lisa: Fifth graders? Ooh-la-la! They get to put their desks in a circle!
Season 24
“Treehouse of Horror XXIII”
airs 9/1 2:30 a.m.
Kirk Van Houten: I’m still proud of you, buddy.
And look! I got money to take you for pizza!
You saw that I had the money, right?
“A Tree Grows in Springfield”
airs 9/1 4:30 a.m.
Homer: Now, Maggie, let’s find a good game for us.
Hmm, “Krusty’s Kosher Karnival” “Words with Enemies” “Don’t Burn the Toast,” “Lenny Dykstra’s Prison Break” ooh, “Pizza Clock!” Dough, sauce, cheese, topping.
Dough, sauce, cheese, topping.
Dough, sauce, cheese, topping.
Having fun, Maggie?
Homer: Dough, sauce, cheese, topping.
Luigi: So that’s how you make a pizza? Ooh, we really have been off-a the mark.
“The Changing of the Guardian”
airs 9/1 7:00 a.m.
Chief Wiggum: Uh, now we’re ordering some lunch. Wanna go halfsies on a pizza?
Lou: FYI, that means you get one slice.
Chief Wiggum: Okay, wise guy, you get to pull out the two corpses when we’re done.
