Every Simpsons Ever…Featuring Pizza!

“YOLO”

airs 9/1 2:30 p.m.

Life Coach: I want to help you fulfill some of your childhood dreams.

Homer: Really? Now? I have two pizzas coming.

I wanted to see who would get here first.

“The Kid Is All Right”

airs 9/1 3:30 p.m.

Milhouse: Miss Simpson, your platform calls for the creation of a student-run garden.

Lisa: Organic gardening is an essential part of 21st century education, teaching both hands-on…

Bart: And what programs would you cut to pay for this precious garden of yours? The new Wiffle bats? Pizza Friday?

Milhouse: Not Pizza Friday! Sorry, Lisa, you lose again.

“Luca$”

airs 9/1 9:00 p.m.

Lisa: Huh? Are you okay? Don’t put more in there!

Lucas: Going for the record.

Lisa: What record? Stupidest death?

Lucas: Aah! Blagh! Merci beaucoup!

Lisa: Oh, well, you’re very wel…

Lucas: That’s French for “hello.”

Lisa: Actually, I think it…

Lucas: Lucas Bortner, competitive eater.

Lisa: What does a competitive eater eat?

Lucas: All the glamour foods: pizza, boiled eggs, chicken wings and the big enchilada, which is not enchiladas but hot dogs.

Lisa: Can I join you for lunch?

Lucas: Um, sure. How many whole pizzas would you like?

Lisa: Um, can I just have a slice?

Lucas: Interesting technique.

“Brick Like Me”

airs 9/1 10:30 p.m.

[Line 214 – around minute 18]

But I miss burning my mouth on pizza, and David Blaine stunts where he could really die.

“Pay Pal”

airs 9/1 11:00 p.m.

Lisa: What’s for dinner?

Marge: Pizza. Mmm.

Homer: Lots of pizza.

“The Yellow Badge of Cowardge”

airs 9/1 11:30 p.m.

Marge: The city’s broke. The fire department has to raise money by delivering pizza.

Woman: My baby! …Back ribs!